Boasting and gloating comfirms that you need appreciations from others
Bragging only means you’re not used to having it
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
If some random guy filming you it is a good indicator you’re about to do some something stupid
If it is important to you, you will find a way; if not, you find an excuse
Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, you only see what I choose to show you
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face but with words
I like weird people. The black sheep, the odd ducks, the rejects, the loners ,the lost and the forgotten, more often than not, these people have the most beautiful souls
Early morning sex has been proven to be more effective than coffee
If you are cold you hurt people; if you’re sensitive people hurt you
If the whole world was blind how many people would you impress
I have had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide
I’m not antisocial. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama and pretending
I’m not always frazzled, but when I am. I’m vivaciously frazzled
If the love doesn’t feel like the 90s’ r&b I don’t want it
Sometimes it’s not the people who change; it’s the mask that falls off
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring, so I go back to being me
Runner’s logic: I’m tired. I’ll go for a run.
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old
Laughter, it’s like meditating, exercising and having sex at all once
Book,Humor Seriously (2021)
Life is too short to wear boring jewelry.
When someone calls me ugly I get super sad and give them a hug; life must be so hard for the visually impaired.
We’re all in the same game, just different levels; we’re all dealing with the same hells just different devils.
I’m I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
If someone asks “are you crazy?” Simply reply “yes”. Boom. End of discussion.
I wish people came with a 30 sec trailer. So I can see what I’m getting myself into
And when her halo broke, she carved the halves into horns
I learned all my good judgement from all my bad judgement.
Meandering leads to perfection 